Products
"Part of the Job" Shirt
$20.51
A deep cut for deep shooters. Pulled from the inner realms of the Blood $atellite Elite Chat, this image represents the ethos of the moment. Dutifully censored so as to...
"Placebos and Antidotes" Poster
$14.40
Designed by Censored Anon. "Red pills cannot save you." .: 175gsm fine art paper.: Matte finish
"Progress is its Own Punishment" Poster
$7.43
Officially Endorsed by the Resotration Bureau. .: 175 gsm fine art paper.: Multiple sizes.: Matte finish
"Smash Supremacy" Poster
$13.78
Designed by Censored Anon. "In our world today, the people who would historically be considered the least in our societies, now currently occupy the highest echelons of power. Showing defiance...
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Artisan Blood $atellite Hat [LIMITED EDITION]
$25.00
A legendary partnership between Blood $atellite and MikeOfPol, these limited edition hats are the height of dissident, rare, zoided craftsmanship. Designed by Dimes and manufactured from scratch right here on...
Beaver Gang T-Shirt
$17.76
Created in partnership with J.Burden, the Beaver Gang now has its own official threads. 100% cotton, 100% boppin, show up to every social function like you just slid into the...
Bellicose Drone T-Shirt
$23.44
Everyone in your life will know you listen to podcasts. Dare you? This design was hand-moused by Dimes himself, revised and retrofitted countless times until singularly representative of one man's creative...
Blood $atellite Mascot
$15.03
We have a mascot now! Let them know where you stand RE: the sneed/chuck distinction. Designed by Vob of the Vob/Judas marriage project, this shirt has a higher likelihood of...
Blood $atellite Sticker
$6.60
Wage war on blank spaces. These vinyl water-resistant stickers can maintain their consistency against the elements. .: Material: water-resistant vinyl.: Suitable for indoor and outdoor use
Comin' Up Aces Enjoyer Neck Gaiter
$20.00
Can be used as a face covering, headband, bandana, wristband, rag, phone cleaner, and neck, hair-tussler. • 95% polyester, 5% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 1%) • Fabric weight:...
Felted Lindywaffen LLC Shirt
$25.00
Never before has an article of fashion so acutely captured the unique jouissance of the times. Be a scene stealer, a wheeler dealer, a scream squealer while having the least...
Go Get 'Em Tiger Mug
$10.50
It's insane how many people have purchased this for themselves and loved ones! Stop donking around and master the markets by adding some custom mojo to your morning joe and...
J Burden Show Sticker
$3.69
"J Duz It!" Let everyone know you are a fan of An Interview Show. Designed in conjunction with J Burden himself and reaching the peak of his design aesthetic, this...
Lagos Trading Company
$30.00
"I am the alpha and the omega, but mostly just the omega." - The Z Man Officially endorsed by The Z Man himself and designed in partnership, proceeds of these...
Legitimate Dissident T-shirt
$31.40
The definitive official shitt of both Blood $atellite and This Thing Of We's. At a glance you can befuddle the system and enrapture the curious. Quite seriusly you can own...